1. Can you say "sheath" in public without blushing?
2. Do you drive a big truck with a towing package when everyone else drives a real car?
3. Do you have more than one vehicle? One for you and one for the horses?
4. Do you spend your holidays going to shows, clinics and seminars when everyone else goes on a cruise?
5. Do you discuss things at the dinner table that would make most doctors leave in disgust?
6. Do you consider formal wear to be clean jeans and freshly scraped boots?
7. Is your interior decorator State Line Tack?
8. Was your furniture and carpeting chosen with your horses in mind?
9. Are your end tables really tack trunks with tablecloths thrown over them?
10. Is your mail made up primarily of horse catalogs and horse magazines?
11. Do you get up before dawn to ride? Go to horse shows? Clinics? [but have trouble getting up for "work?"]
12. Do you remember the name of their horse sooner than you remember their name?
13. Do you find non-horse people boring?