How many Horses does it take to Change a Light Bulb:



THOROUGHBRED: Who ME?? Do WHAT? I'm scared of light bulbs! I'm outta here!

ARABIAN: Get one of the slave humans to do it. It might get my silky mane dirty.

QUARTER HORSE: Put all the bulbs in a pen and tell me which one you want.

STANDARDBRED: Oh for Pete's Sake, give me the damn bulb and let's be done with it.

SHETLAND: Give it to me. I'll kill it and we won't have to worry about it anymore.

FRIESIAN: I would, but I can't see where I'm going from behind all this mane.

BELGIAN: Put the Shetland on my back, maybe he can reach it then.

WARMBLOOD: Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English? Doesn't anyone realize that I was sold for $75K as a yearling, but only because my hocks are bad, otherwise I would be worth $100K? I am NOT changing lightbulbs. Make the TB get back here and do it.

MORGAN: Me! Me! Me! Pleeease let me! I wanna do it! I'm gonna do it! I know how, really I do! Just watch!

APPALOOSA: Ya'll are a bunch of losers. We don't need to change the lightbulb, I ain't scared of the dark. And someone make that damn Morgan stop jumping up and down before I double barrel him.

HAFLINGER: That thing I ate was a lightbulb?

MUSTANG:  I remember the day when I didn't know what a light bulb was.  Lately, I've been experimenting and I now think that Ohm's law doesn't appear to be valid for the filament resistance of the light bulb.  Oh, sorry, got carried away.  I'm delighted/happy/euphoric to change that light bulb for you, and do want me to train all the baby horses and patrol the parameters for predators after I'm done?  Oh, and I love you.  Can I have a hug?